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Baking Bad
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Baking Bad
a film by @fatfilmsparody
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Baking Bad

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In a sun-baked alternate Albuquerque, Walter White is no longer a chemistry teacher—he is a once-promising pastry chef reduced to flipping frozen pies at a failing pizzeria. After a terminal diagnosis, Walter decides his final legacy will be the perfect, perfectly mediocre pizza that everyone will remember. Teaming with his slacker driver Jesse, Walter begins cooking increasingly disastrous batches that somehow become street legend. Rival food trucks, health inspectors, and a mysterious bag of “special” toppings turn the kitchen into a war zone. The more Walter bakes, the deeper he sinks into the criminal underbelly of late-night pizza delivery.

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In a sun-baked alternate Albuquerque, Walter White is no longer a chemistry teacher—he is a once-promising pastry chef reduced to flipping frozen pies at a failing pizzeria. After a terminal diagnosis, Walter decides his final legacy will be the perfect, perfectly mediocre pizza that everyone will remember. Teaming with his slacker driver Jesse, Walter begins cooking increasingly disastrous batches that somehow become street legend. Rival food trucks, health inspectors, and a mysterious bag of “special” toppings turn the kitchen into a war zone. The more Walter bakes, the deeper he sinks into the criminal underbelly of late-night pizza delivery.

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