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i learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice
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i learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice

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A smug life-advice podcaster tracks the spectacular failures of his devoted listeners and must rewrite his own playbook before his curated wisdom destroys everyone—including himself.

The Big Short meets Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

A smug life-advice podcaster tracks the spectacular failures of his devoted listeners and must rewrite his own playbook before his curated wisdom destroys everyone—including himself.

dark comedy / psychological dramasardonic introspective chaotic witty redemptiveconsequenceinfluencehubrisself-awareness

Synopsis

Max Vale built a media empire on the slogan 'Borrow My Brain.' Listeners treat his off-the-cuff tweets like scripture, then crash jobs, marriages, and bank accounts in spectacular fashion. Each new disaster lands in Max’s inbox with a subject line that reads like an accusation. As the body count of ruined lives grows, Max secretly begins studying his own followers the way a scientist studies lab rats—until one follower, a brilliant but broken woman named Lena, follows his advice so literally that she nearly dies. Max is forced to insert himself into her life, discovering that the only lessons he never taught were the ones he actually needed to learn. The film becomes a reverse-mentor story: the guru who learns everything too late, told through razor-sharp flashbacks of the very mistakes he once laughed off.

The story

Act I

Max is introduced as the unflappable host of a hit podcast; we see three rapid-fire listener disasters that he turns into content gold. A cease-and-desist and a viral clip force him to confront the human cost for the first time.

Act II

Max infiltrates his own listener community under a fake name, befriends Lena, and watches his philosophy unravel in real time as she follows his words to the letter, pushing him into moral free-fall and public cancellation.

Act III

Max publicly retracts every piece of advice he ever gave, risks everything to save Lena, and records his final episode admitting he has nothing left to teach—only to discover the audience he thought he’d lost is now listening harder than ever.

The cast

Max Valethe flawed mentor

Charismatic 38-year-old podcaster whose entire identity rests on being the smartest voice in the room.

dream cast: Oscar Isaac

Lena Vossthe true believer

30-year-old data analyst who treats Max’s every word as gospel until it nearly kills her.

dream cast: Anya Taylor-Joy

Rafi Sotothe cynical producer

Max’s longtime producer who monetizes every scandal and refuses to let Max grow a conscience.

dream cast: Benicio Del Toro

Dr. Elise Wardthe voice of reason

Max’s ex-wife and a clinical psychologist who warned him about his audience years ago.

dream cast: Thandiwe Newton

Marcus Valethe estranged brother

Max’s younger brother whose life fell apart after taking one of Max’s early viral pieces of advice.

dream cast: Lakeith Stanfield

Dream crew

Director

in the style of David Fincher — clinical precision and moral dread

Writer

in the style of Charlie Kaufman — recursive identity unraveling

Composer

in the style of Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross — anxious, pulsing unease

Cold open

INT. RECORDING BOOTH - NIGHT
MAX VALE, 38, leans into a vintage mic bathed in blood-red light. Headphones on, eyes closed.
MAX
(into mic)
Today’s lesson: never ask permission. Permission is a tax on ambition.
He hits record. A ping. An email pops on his screen: Subject: You ruined my life. He smirks, minimizes it, keeps talking.
MAX (CONT’D)
If they can’t handle the fall, they shouldn’t climb.
A second ping. Then a third. His phone lights up: BREAKING: Listener of viral pod 'Borrow My Brain' arrested after heist inspired by Episode 47.
Max stares. For the first time, the smirk falters. He stops the recording. Silence. Then he whispers to himself:
MAX (CONT’D)
...shit.

Why now

In an era where every scroll delivers unsolicited life hacks from strangers, this story weaponizes the collective anxiety of influence—turning the mirror on both the gurus and the followers who treat tweets like commandments, exactly when society is finally reckoning with the real-world fallout of performative wisdom.
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