$FEATURINGONEEXHAUSTEDDEATHFeaturing: one exhausted death god who just wanted to read, one Egyptian jackal…
Exhausted Hades' sacred basement book club erupts when a muddy-booted Slavic thunder god storms in, forcing death deities and an obsessive jackal guardian to defend their sanctuary or lose their last shred of peace.
Exhausted Hades' sacred basement book club erupts when a muddy-booted Slavic thunder god storms in, forcing death deities and an obsessive jackal guardian to defend their sanctuary or lose their last shred of peace.
Synopsis
In the underworld's hidden library, Hades finally escapes divine drama with his weekly book club—until Perun kicks open the door, demanding entry and tracking celestial mud across rare scrolls. Anubis, the jackal-eared bookmark enforcer, immediately clashes with the intruder while other mythic misfits weigh in, turning quiet pages into battle lines. As the castle shakes with arguments, forgotten prophecies, and unexpected alliances over favorite novels, Hades must rally the group to restore order before the noise reaches Olympus and ends their haven forever.
The story
Hades savors silent reading in his basement sanctuary with loyal Anubis enforcing rules; Perun bursts in demanding membership, shattering the peace and igniting instant rivalries among the gods.
Escalating fights over bookmarks, book choices, and muddy boots expose old grudges while the castle's wards weaken, forcing Hades to mediate chaotic alliances and betrayals among the pantheons.
United by a shared love of stories, the group outwits heavenly interference, restores the library's silence, and opens the club to select outsiders, giving every weary deity a place to belong.
The cast
Weary Greek death god who craves nothing more than uninterrupted reading time in his secret library.
dream cast: Oscar Isaac
Jackal-headed Egyptian deity who treats bookmarks as sacred relics and enforces library silence with divine precision.
dream cast: Rami Malek
Muddy Slavic thunder god whose chaotic energy and loud demands crash the club and threaten its survival.
dream cast: Dave Bautista
Cat goddess who purrs through debates and uses charm to keep fragile alliances from exploding.
dream cast: Lupita Nyong'o
Speedy messenger god who leaks club secrets for fun until loyalty finally catches up with him.
dream cast: Andrew Garfield
Dream crew
in the style of Taika Waititi, for his irreverent mythic humor
in the style of Greta Gerwig, for sharp witty dialogue
in the style of Alexandre Desplat, for whimsical orchestral scores
Cold open
INT. HADES' UNDERWORLD CASTLE - BASEMENT LIBRARY - NIGHT Dust motes drift in torchlight. Towering shelves groan under leather tomes. HADES (mid-40s, rumpled robes, exhausted eyes) sinks into a velvet armchair, cracking open a massive novel. ANUBIS (jackal head, pristine linen kilt) stands guard, adjusting bookmarks with reverent claws. HADES (softly) Finally. Not a soul for three centuries. A thunderous BOOM. The iron door flies open. PERUN stomps in, boots caked in glowing mud, lightning crackling from his beard. PERUN (booming) I heard there's a club. I'm in. What's the book? Anubis's fur bristles. A bookmark flutters to the muddied floor. ANUBIS (low growl) You. Will. Pay. For. That.
Why now
In an era of endless notifications and burnout, audiences crave stories about carving out sacred space, laughing at immortal dysfunction, and finding belonging amid cultural chaos—exactly the escapist yet deeply relatable fantasy this film delivers.
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